Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:24 pm Post subject: TOMATOES.
An old man wanted to plant the usual tomatoes but the ground this year was too hard. So he wrote a letter to his son.
The son replied don't dig in the garden that is where the bodies are buried.
At 4am in the morning the Police arrive and dig up the whole garden and find nothing.
Then in the mail another letter from the Son reads. Sorry Dad that is the best I could do love son.